question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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