So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
