Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
We had to coat check the pizza.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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