Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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