UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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