He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
