Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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