how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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