I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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