At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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