What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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