my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
