I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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