Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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