Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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