Duck Duck Cougar?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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