I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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