Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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