One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
Randomize
