Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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