Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Randomize
