Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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