New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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