i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just had sex on a roof
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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