Is it normal to miss your booty call?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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