remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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