It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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