guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
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