I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Pants are for mortals
Randomize
