is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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