You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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