No, you can still breathe under the balls.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
This is my gift to your gina
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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