Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
