got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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