Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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