All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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