Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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