I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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