and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
