I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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