Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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