You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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