yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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