Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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