is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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