i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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