i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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