and she was petting her beer can
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
