I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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