Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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