Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
