i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
