i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
It's just like the Real World with babies
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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