normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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