Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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