so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You can't just leave with hair like that
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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