Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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